I used to live in Washington state. There is a pizza place called westside. I lived with my girlfriend at the time. We order pizza one night. I was wearing a tshirt and pajama pants. Well I wasn’t wearing underwear. Pizza girl gets there. I answer door she. Was acting really weird. I take pizza and come in. I turn around and my gf said. BABEEEEE. Yeah my wiener came out of the hole in the pajama pants.. end of story.