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My wife beat the $hit out of the stalking perv who cornered her

He was a food delivery guy, about 5.9 inches in height and pretty long hair. We ordered food to be delivered at a specific time that was pretty late at night and then forgot about it. After watching the movie we decided to do the deed. She put on this lingerie and was blow drying her hair when he rang the bell. We were surprised who would ring at 11:00 but then it we remembered that it was our food. I was changing cat litter so she looked out of the peep hole. His long hair made it look like it was a woman. She opened the door in lingerie and realized that it was a man. She took the meal and closed the door. He apparently liked what he saw because my wife has the built where when she enters a room, her boobs will enter well before she does. They are literally that nice and I can not blame the guy for ogling but what he did after that was very dangerous. He knew the address so he started stealing our garbage. We would put it out and he would come late at night and take away bags. Thro...
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The day I realized my father was just a human being

Growing up, I thought my father had everything figured out. He always seemed calm. Bills were paid. Problems were handled. If something broke, he fixed it. If something went wrong, he had a plan. To me, he wasn’t just a parent — he was the standard of what being strong meant. A few years ago, I walked into the living room late at night and saw him sitting alone in the dark. No TV. No phone. Just staring at the floor. I asked if everything was okay. He smiled quickly and said, “Yeah, just thinking.” But his voice sounded tired in a way I had never noticed before. That night I overheard him on a call talking about financial stress, medical bills, and work pressure. He wasn’t calm because life was easy. He was calm because he didn’t want us to feel the weight of it. It hit me hard. For the first time, I saw him not as some unshakable figure, but as a man carrying more than he ever showed. A man who was scared sometimes. A man who didn’t always have the answers but tried anyway. We don’t ...

You rarely hear about people who had a positive experience in the Boy Scouts so here is the story of the time I hired a stripper at summer camp

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A stranger helped me on my worst day and never knew what it meant to me

A few years ago, I was having one of those days where everything feels heavy for no clear reason. Nothing dramatic had happened, but I felt tired, stuck, and invisible. I still had to go out and get a few things done, even though all I wanted was to stay home. At a small shop, I realized I was short on cash at the counter. It wasn’t a lot, but enough to make the moment awkward. I apologized and started putting things back, feeling embarrassed for no real reason. The person behind me quietly stepped forward and paid the difference. They didn’t make a big deal out of it. No speech, no smile for credit — just a simple “It’s fine” and they moved on. I thanked them, but I don’t think they understood what that small act did for me. It wasn’t about the money. It was about being reminded that someone noticed, that kindness can exist without conditions. We went our separate ways, and I never saw them again. But even now, on hard days, I think about that moment. Sometimes the smallest kindness ...

The Day My Tenant Claimed Squatter’s Rights, I Knew I’d Already Lost Control of the House

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Got a free dinner

So my wife and I have been married for 35 years. I have some medical issues that require me taking blood thinners. We went out to dinner last night at the local Applebee's. We had just finished ordering when my wife noticed a bruise on my wrist. She asked how it happened? I told her "You put the cuffs on to tight last night" a bit louder then normal. She starts to say something back but I cut her off with "And the ball gag was already straped on, so when I went to tell you all I could get out was Unh unh uuunnhhh" the table behind me burst out laughing. My wife is trying to crawl under the table. The waitress was delivering our drinks then and was having a hard time keeping a straight face. My wife finally says "Whatever" We eat our dinner and the waitress comes over after we are done and tells us that the couple behind us paid our bill because we gave them a good laugh. So my wife couldn't really be mad at me.

They flew me across the country to touch my boobs

I live on the east coast of the US and one of my oldest friends, "Ella" lives on the west coast. When Ella's 30th birthday was coming up, her boyfriend of 18 months, "Felix"--who I'd never met--called me and said he wanted to surprise Ella for her birthday by flying me out there to stay with them for a few days. I thought it was really sweet and thoughtful. When Felix picked me up at the airport, he immediately started saying how he didn't know if he and Ella were going to be together long term and just generally saying some not very nice things about her. It was really weird and inappropriate considering he knows we're good friends and I had never talked to this guy in my life. It made me wonder if he was trying to get me to pass this info along to her somehow? It also made me sad for my friend, because she thought they were really serious (they lived together) and were headed toward marriage. I want to add here that Felix, while he had a lot of go...