Was at a water park with a friend. Went to one of the popular attractions, some kind of lazy river that was not as lazy as you would think. Pretty violent actually. As you wait in line, you can watch the people go down the first drop into the pool. Probably a hundred or so people could watch? Anyways, it's finally my turn and my friend is next in line. The worker gives me a little shove and I go careening down this small drop. Well I get totally destroyed and go face first in the water. I flail around a bit and can feel myself bobbing around, going in and out of the water a few times. I finally gain my bearings and feel a little....lighter, I suppose. What do ya know, my bikini bottoms are floating in the water right beside me, and I feel a chorus of giggles from above. I was sooooo embarrassed. Afterwards, my friend told me that even though it was a sunny day, those people in line got to see a moon too.
i tried to return a woman’s dropped cash and she thought i was offering to pay her for sleeping with her
this happened today and i feel weird about it i was walking to the gym and the woman in front of me dropped some cash. like iit fall out of her pocket and she didn’t not notice. i picked it up and jogged a bit to catch up, waving it she turns around, seas the money in my hand, and her face just changes and goes “what the hell is this?” she literally says something like “are you trying to pay me to sleep with you?” loud enough that people looked over. before I could tell her that she dropped it. my brain just froze. i was like no you dropped it im giving it back. i held it out and she snatched it and walked off like i was the creep. i stood there feeling embarrassed as hell for5 minutes