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Funny/creepy story

This story is about the first time I got high ….and an unfortunate series of events. For context, it was around summertime when I first moved into the suburbs after living in the city my whole life. I was about 15 at the time about to go in to freshmen year of high school. I wanted to make friends since I was the “new kid” and wanted to fit in right before school started. So I rode my bike around the neighborhood hoping one day some kids would see me and ask to hangout. My hopes had came true and some kids had asked me to play basketball with them. It was two brothers and their sister. The older sibling Marcus(M15), the younger brother Steve(M14) and the sister Nila(F17). So all had went well, we hung out almost every week throughout the summer and that was that. I had friends and felt happy in the new neighborhood. I was invited into their house one time and I noticed their way of living was a bit…strange to say the least. They only had a dad living at home and the dad always gave me...

My mom's creepiest sory

Keep in mind, my mom told us this in the dead of night while camping 😭 My mom was about 14 and got asked to babysit her cousins (12, 9, and 7) while her aunt and uncle went out for the night. They dropped her off at the house, in the middle of the country, surrounded by cornfields, and left. Soon after, a heavy thunderstorm rolled in. With not much to do, the kids decided to watch a scary movie together, and all piled onto the couch. A while in, the climax of the movie hit with a massive jump scare, and at the exact same moment, a huge crack of lightning lit up the sky. All the girls screamed. Except my mom wasn't screaming at the movie.... When the lightning flashed, she looked out the window and saw A MAN staring at them... The oldest cousin was still screaming at the movie, so my mom physically turned her head to face the window. At that moment the man SPRINTED.... not away, but straight toward the front door. My mom, who could thankfully run fast as hell, bolted for the door ...

Just remembered one of the most embarrassing/horrible moments of my life.

I was a cashier at the time. I was checking out these two guys. One of them was on the other side of the cart and the other one was near me. I was taking a while because I was looking for a barcode. The dude next to me started laughing and pointing after a couple seconds of me trying to find it. I finally found the barcode and I told him jokingly “why didn’t you tell me it was there?” The second dude comes up to pay. And starts signing to the other dude. He was deaf. It took me three months to find out that he wasn’t laughing either. I told my dad the story and he cleared that up for me. He was in fact, not laughing. He was trying to tell me where it was. Idk its kinda funny to me now but i really feel horrible if he was offended. submitted by /u/TreatSpecialist2848 [link] [comments]

I found out the real reason why my "perfect" MIL suddenly canceled our dream wedding – and the truth is tearing the family apart

I (26F) and my fiancé "Mark" (28M) have been together for four years. His mother, "Eleanor," has always been the pillar of the community. She’s the woman who organizes charity galas, dresses impeccably, and runs a flawless household. When we got engaged, she generously offered to pay for half of our dream wedding at a luxury estate. I was over the moon. However, three weeks ago, Eleanor called an emergency family meeting. With tears in her eyes, she told us they hit "unexpected financial hardships" and had to withdraw the money. She even aggressively pressured us to cancel the whole thing and just host a small backyard BBQ instead. Mark was devastated, and I was deeply confused because his dad is a highly successful surgeon—a sudden financial collapse made absolutely no sense. Yesterday, I found out the truth, and it is crazier than anything I could have ever imagined. I work in administration at a private medical clinic in a neighboring city that handles...

My roommate complained about three different guys staying over, all three were my brother

My roommate asked if we could talk last night and i immediately started trying to remember if id left something gross in the fridge. Apparently shes been uncomfortable with how many guys ive been having over. She said she wasnt judging she just wanted a heads up instead of finding someone she didnt know in the kitchen before work. Which is fair, except i haven't been seeing anyone. I asked who she meant and she said shed seen three different guys leaving in the morning over the last few weeks. All my brother. He works about ten minutes from here but lives almost an hour away, so sometimes he sleeps on the couch after a late shift. Id told her he would occasionally stay over. They just havent really spent time around each other. He had long hair and a beard until his girlfriend broke up with him. Then he shaved his head, regretted it, shaved the beard too. He's also been wearing glasses lately because his contacts are bothering him. We were eating Chinese when she brought this ...

I (17F) ripped a nasty fart on top of my boyfriend's face, i am so embarassed.

So we were basically playing together not even 4 hours ago.I was on the couch lying down while he was standing up and doing silly things to me. His face was almost on top of my butt, and that's when a fart slipped out of me. It was a stinky ass fart. It went like "pufff",literary so disgusting. Mind you that it was right on top of his face. I am still so embarrassed. He was trying to play it off, but i know he was disgusted by this. submitted by /u/Careful-Bet400 [link] [comments]