
Told my ex to grab a few simple things from the shop, as anyone would. all I wanted was bread, milk, and the pink chocolate I love most. I eat it like 3 times a week so im thinking he knows by now.... think again
Ten minutes later, he’s texting me like he’s lost in the wilderness ffs
He's like They’ve got brown bread and seeded… which one’s normal kind of brown is it and is it
The pink wrapper or pink chocolate. or was it pink wafer?
He came back with brown buns, batteries, a candle, and the wrong milk. said its not his job anymore
That was the moment I realised I didn’t need a man who can’t even survive Tesco unsupervised 😌
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