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At a high-end fundraiser, then this happened...

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In the mid-2000s I was an executive and my boss personally paid for a table of ten for a fundraiser for breast cancer. It was really high-end. five tsar hotel in the CBD, very high-quality wine and food, beautifully presented, with lots of entertainment and some auctions to raise extra money. Everyone was in suits and having a good time. Over dessert some speeches came along and then to our surprise the head chef came out in his stained apron and his toque and started speaking in an Italian accent. "Ladies and gentlemen, today is very important for me. I lost my mother to breast cancer and I just wanted to acknowledge how important a cause your money is supporting. I would like to repay you in a small way by singing you a short Italian song." He then launched into a full-blown aria - I don't recall what it was but it was clear he wasn't just a chef. He had a glorious tenor voice and we got absolutely blown away by the performance. I was actually quite drunk and had tears in my eyes. I was sincerely moved. Then the head waiter went to take the microphone and, also in an Italian accent, made a short speech and then started singing opera! Then all the waitresses and waiters around us started backing him up like in a chorale! They were super professional - I had a young woman standing directly behind me and could hear her voice clearly. She was perfect. What we hadn't noticed was that our waiters, through the day, had actually been slowly replaced one by one by these singers. As usual our eyes are on the booths, our neighbours, the speakers, and the food and we didn't notice the switcheroo. Nevertheless, it was one of the most enjoyable, delicious, heartwarming surprises I've ever had in my life. submitted by /u/Manky_Fork [link] [comments]

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