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I peed myself at Disney World in front of my husband and his parents.

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I (27 female) was at Animal Kingdom with my husband (27 male) and in-laws (in their 50’s). It was January, it was cold and I was also just getting over a cold. We were having a great time and one of the first rides we went on was Everest. It is a very fun roller coaster but caused me to have a coughing fit afterwards because of the rush of cold air that went into my face on the ride. When we got off of the roller coaster we were standing together, I was facing my husband, and his parents were facing each other. While they were debating about where we were going to eat lunch I was having a coughing fit, and I squatted down to get a cough drop, and some tissues out of my backpack. That was where I messed up. I didn’t realize I had to pee, and as I was coughing in the squatting position, I fully peed myself. I looked up at my husband and just mouthed “I just peed” He looked back at me with wide eyes and nodded. Once I stood up, he suggested to his parents that we should find a bathroom, not mentioning what just happened, and we found one. Apparently, my bladder had completely emptied, and there was no toilet paper wrapping that I could do to save it. It was only ten am and I didn’t wanna be getting on rides where other people would sit and also, I didn’t wanna smell throughout the rest of the day. I come out of the bathroom, go up to my husband, and say, I need new pants. He nodded, and we walked with his parents to where we were going to get lunch while my husband and I were looking for shops that would maybe have pants as we watched. When we got to the quick service location, I told his Dad what I wanted to order and that I was going to run across the walkway to the store across the street. His dad having no idea why I was going across the way to the store joked “Oh okay don’t worry I’ll eat your food for you.” In a dad way. I nervous laughed way too loud and walked away. I walked into the store, and it’s one of the biggest ones in the park luckily. I find some sweatpants which would be comfy, but I didn’t wanna be wearing sweatpants around Disney World all day, and we had a nice dinner reservation at the end of the night. I keep walking and find an athletic skirt that is perfect because it has spandex underneath. As I find the skirt, my husband calls me and said that he followed me in to the store to help, but I was too fast. He told me he found the sweatpants and I told him. I appreciate it, but I found the skirt and he waited for me at the exit of the store, so he could show me where his parents were with lunch. We were eating at some outdoor tables, and why I didn’t change before I don’t know. I think I didn’t wanna take up too much time in the store and be suspicious. Even though I knew that they would figure out what happened later in the day at least. We saw and ate lunch like normal and I told them that I was going to run to the bathroom before we went to the next attraction. My husband walks with me to the bathroom and I go in and change. I have the plastic bag that my skirt came in when I bought it that I could’ve wrapped my underwear and leggings in. However, it was very early in the day and I didn’t want to be caring them in my small backpack all day. I made the decision to toss the underwear and leggings, although they were very comfortable leggings. I come out and my husband said “The skirt looks nice, do you feel better?” And I said “Yes, I feel so much better.” We continue on our day and eventually my husband asked, “So do you have your pants in your bag?” and I said “Oh no honey, I threw those away. There was no saving them.” and we had a good laugh. After I changed, his Parents put two into together and realize what it happened, we continued to have a great day at the park, and a great dinner that night. We all now laugh about this story together. submitted by /u/Pretty_Sky_1982 [link] [comments]

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