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My company accidentally paid someone for five years who never worked there

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I work for a medium sized company. Nothing exciting.

A few months ago, HR sent out a company directory update.

I noticed a name I didn’t recognize.

Daniel Carter.

Operations department.

The weird thing was that everyone’s profile had a photo except his.

I asked my manager.

He looked confused.

“Daniel? He’s been here forever.”

That bothered me because I had worked there for four years and had never seen him.

I asked around.

Everyone had a different memory.

One person said he sat near the old printers.

Someone else said he transferred to another building.

Another person said he worked remotely.

Nobody could describe what he looked like.

Eventually, I searched the company database.

Daniel had a full employee record.

Start date.

Salary.

Performance reviews.

Everything.

Except no emails.

No meetings.

No access logs.

No security badge scans.

Nothing.

I brought it to HR.

They looked uncomfortable.

They told me there must have been a mistake.

The next day, Daniel disappeared from the directory.

I thought that was the end.

Then I received an email.

From Daniel.

The message was only one sentence.

“Thank you for noticing.”

The email disappeared thirty seconds later.

I checked with IT.

They said no email had ever been sent.

Two weeks later, my boss called me into his office.

He asked why I was looking into Daniel.

I said I was curious.

He stared at me.

Then he opened an old company photo.

It was from a Christmas party in 2009.

There were twenty people in it.

He pointed to one man standing at the back.

“That’s Daniel.”

I looked closer.

Then I noticed something.

Every person in the photo had their eyes open.

Except Daniel.

His eyes were completely blacked out.

My boss closed the file.

“Don’t look for him again.”

I asked why.

He said:

“Because the last person who found him replaced him.”

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