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Ate magic mushrooms, connected to ancient alien messages, then went clubbing and almost got arrested

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So yesterday was saturday and i thought my day would be normal, maybe chill in the sofa watching a movie or go out for dinner. But then a package arrived home and i remembered two weeks ago i bought some magic truffles from Holland called “Atlantis”, the package weighted 15 grams and i decided to just yolo my day and eat them. It stared pretty chill just seeing weird visuals and that but then it got pretty intense and i stared to reflect on my own life and persona and bla bla bla personal conflicts, and then at one point at the peak i started hearing a weird frequency that sounded pretty alien to me, like the song from the ritual in “Eyes Wide Shut” but more daft punk and very alien like, it started sounding in my brain and i got afraid because it was really weird.

After my alien connection the effects went milder and i just found myself dancing in front of the mirror and doing weird shit for like 2-3 hours, it was aswesome actually. Then i got dressed like very fancy, i put come collogne on and went out to have a walk, it was probably 8PM and i went to have dinner at a restaurant close to my house. Pretty good food, i think i was still under de effects of the mushrooms, because at one moment the smoke coming out my food was green. Then at 9PM one friend called me and we went clubbing, i had 3-4 drinks smoked two joints and met a group of people that were pretty chill, the girls from the group started talking about the new nintendo game the Amibo one or somthing like that and i just stared doing stupid things like telling them i was born in South Sudan and was a child soldier to make them laugh and maybe get laid, it worked pretty good got one number but it was not from the girl i wanted so get so pretty lame.

Then two drunk moroccan guys appeared at the club and tried to steal one phone from a group of Colombian hippie guys. Not a good idea.

The whole club stared fighting in an epic brawl and i actually got a chair thrown at me that i managed to stop with my leg in an epic stupid way. Then the police arrived and they asked me some questions about what happened after seeing my bloody leg, i told them what happened, in the worst neighbourhood in my city, surrounded by pretty much criminals and having the two morrocan guys telling me they will kill me for talking to the police right in front. I managed to tell some jokes like “hey can i get some witness protection here” and managed to make one of the cops laugh so it was pretty awesome.

Then we moved to another club and i met a really hot chick with tattoos and blue eyes and gave her two kisses, then told her that i always found weird giving teo kisses to strangers and that it was not that bad bexause i sometimes do it to hoy chicks like her, but other times i have to do it to old fat ladies, and then she made a joke about blowjobs and old ladies being good at them because the lack of teeth. She was perfect but she had a boyfriend.

So that was my saturday im thinking about dying my hair and start to wear some glasses to just go low profile in my city because i dont want to get stabbed. Thank you for reading this.

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