i tried to return a woman’s dropped cash and she thought i was offering to pay her for sleeping with her

i was walking to the gym and the woman in front of me dropped some cash. like iit fall out of her pocket and she didn’t not notice.
i picked it up and jogged a bit to catch up, waving it
she turns around, seas the money in my hand, and her face just changes and goes “what the hell is this?”
she literally says something like “are you trying to pay me to sleep with you?” loud enough that people looked over. before I could tell her that she dropped it.
my brain just froze. i was like no you dropped it im giving it back. i held it out and she snatched it and walked off like i was the creep.
i stood there feeling embarrassed as hell for5 minutes
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