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So my wife and I have been married for 35 years. I have some medical issues that require me taking blood thinners. We went out to dinner last night at the local Applebee's. We had just finished ordering when my wife noticed a bruise on my wrist. She asked how it happened? I told her "You put the cuffs on to tight last night" a bit louder then normal. She starts to say something back but I cut her off with "And the ball gag was already straped on, so when I went to tell you all I could get out was Unh unh uuunnhhh" the table behind me burst out laughing. My wife is trying to crawl under the table. The waitress was delivering our drinks then and was having a hard time keeping a straight face. My wife finally says "Whatever" We eat our dinner and the waitress comes over after we are done and tells us that the couple behind us paid our bill because we gave them a good laugh. So my wife couldn't really be mad at me.

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