I’m related to my boyfriend

Just as the title says, I’m related to my boyfriend. I met my boyfriend on a dating app. We come from different cities and all that too. My dad is a genealogist on the side, he does it for fun. When I told him that me and my boyfriend were pretty serious- he looked him up, he found his family tree and all that. A few days later he came up to me with some papers, a bunch of handwritten notes and names. He straight up told me with a smile that my boyfriend and I were related. He laughed his ass off. I was genuinely shocked. Apparently we share a common ancestor from like 1600. Which I guess isn’t a huge deal but still crazy to me. What are the odds? Especially for it to have proof of it. I told my boyfriend and he was weirded out a little but honestly we didn’t care. Still going strong two years later! I think it’s hilarious now. He refuses to tell his family though.

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