This is a true story, i caught my boyfriend at the time kissing another woman, and i said the most insane thing ever.

Him and the girl were shocked and also confused but just stood in silence
for whatever fuckass reason, i started yelling "cheater! cheater! pumpkin eater!", over and over, aggressively getting louder each time. Yeah i dont know what came over me, i went home later that day and just sobbed.
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