
“Can’t wait to get home and absolutely ruin you tonight 😈.”
Send. Pocket the phone. Go back to work.
A minute later, I get a reply:
“Bold of you to assume you could handle me.”
I look down. It’s from my BOSS.
My heart stopped. I read it five times thinking my eyes were broken. She wasn’t joking. She thought I meant it.
Now she’s been extra “friendly” around the office all week, leaning in close when she talks, complimenting me way too much. Meanwhile, I’m just sitting there sweating through my shirt, trying to figure out how to explain this without ending up on the news…
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