My Brother Married a Mystery-Aged Woman, Cut Off the Entire Family, and Now We’re NC Because… Well, Read This

I (26F) was 22 when my brother’s breakup led him to move in with my fiancé and me. A year later, he meets a woman whose age is a Schrödinger’s cat situation — could be 33, could be 45, could be a vampire for all I know.
We did one double date: brewery, arcade, mild conversation. She didn’t talk much, but my brother was into her, so great. Two weeks later, he’s texting me saying she *lost her mind* because he put groceries on the counter. Apparently, this is a relationship-ending offense in her world. I said that wasn’t okay. He stayed anyway.
Months go by, we don’t see them. My fiancé and I plan our wedding. Fiancé doesn’t want him in the wedding party, but since I grew up glued to my brother’s hip, I ask him to officiate. A week later, he shows up married to her. Courthouse. For health insurance. Romantic.
Since she’s now my SIL, I make her a bridesmaid. She skips every pre-wedding event. Day of, she has a wrinkle in her dress. Bridesmaid Stacy offers to steam it. SIL insists on keeping the dress on. Stacy carefully shields her with her hand so she won’t get burned. SIL screams like we’re waterboarding her. My brother bursts in accusing us of… honestly, I still don’t know what.
Then comes “Brain Surgery Season.” She needs immediate surgery. The family mobilizes. I make a GoFundMe. They hate the details and harass me at work until I give them the password. My mom offers to sit with my brother during surgery; he tells her not to come because it’s “about his WIFE, not him.” Contact with me and my husband basically stops, but they keep asking my parents for groceries and cash.
Then… pregnancy announcement. To my parents. I find out about the baby shower from my mom. I’m not invited. Reason? SIL wanted the day to be about her, and she didn’t even invite her own sister. Which… okay? I’m not exactly known for stealing spotlights.
Baby is born. Parents try to meet their first grandchild. My dad drives down. Brother tells him to turn around before he even gets there. Dad hangs up. Brother calls back screaming, “DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?!”
Memorial Day: Brother calls me twice, asks me to go somewhere private. Claims his wife is *horrifically abusive*, says they were going to divorce until she got pregnant, and promises to send proof. Never does.
The asks for money keep coming. Mom finally says no. Brother flips out. SIL texts my mom calling her awful. At this point, I’m done. I tell them to stop financially exploiting my parents and leave us alone.
We go NC. For a blissful month or two. Then, at 11:30 PM, I get a text saying they’re pressing legal charges and getting a restraining order. None of it’s true. Lawyer tells me to stay NC for the sake of my professional license.
So now? Entire family is NC. My parents have stated they won’t speak to my brother until he shows up with *divorce papers in hand*. I have zero interest in reconciliation, zero sympathy left, and zero tolerance for the chaos. The only thing I want from him is distance — and maybe, someday, a memoir so I can figure out what the hell actually happened.
*I definitely missed a lot of info here, but at this point it’s just for the public’s entertainment. Ask any questions you may have.*
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