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I thought my wife was eating multiple sticks of butter per day.

I was living in a small rental house with Daphne, who was my girlfriend at the time (current wife). Since I cooked at home frequently, I was very aware of what was being bought and used in the house. I would open a stick of butter, place it on the counter on a butter plate, and return hours later to find it gone. In fact, I would find that 8 or 9+ sticks of butter were being used per week. This observation led me to think, “Man, she really eats a lot of butter.” I was also annoyed because she would always leave the top of the butter jar open. It was one of those lids that slid up and back clockwise. One day, I finally broached the subject. She then admitted that she believed I was consuming an excessive amount of butter and hesitated to address it directly. Now, I’m skeptical of the situation and can’t help but wonder what’s going on. Two days after our conversation, I decided to step outside onto the patio to have a beer. As I glanced back into my house, I noticed my dog on her hind ...
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I was dispatched to a child in distress. The events that took place will never make sense.

It was the last hour of my shift, the quiet stretch where you start to let your guard down. The calls usually calm down by then. Maybe a noise complaint, maybe a drunk asleep in his car. Nothing that sticks with you. Dispatch came through, voice crackling with static. “Possible child in distress” they said. Anonymous caller. Crying heard inside a home believed to be vacant. I remember the way my stomach sank. Not from fear, but exhaustion. Halloween night always meant prank calls, fake screams, some idiot hiding behind a bush trying to film reactions for the internet. But the dispatcher’s tone changed mid sentence. “Caller said it sounds… muffled. Like someone’s trying to keep the kid quiet.” That sentence killed my hesitation. I threw on my lights and headed out. When I arrived on scene, I radioed over to dispatch. “Dispatch, show me off at the location of the child in distress. I’ll keep you advised.” The house was completely dark. As I walked up the front path, I could hear faint l...

Felt like a blushing 13 year old 🙈

Us friends had a get together after ages, a sleepover. Bored, and out of things to talk about we stole a bottle from the kitchen counter and spinned it around a few rounds. Landed on him. He said truth, my best friend, also the girl who ships me and this guy the most HAD to ask, "Do you like ___?" Everyone expected him to evade the question, change the topic, because that's the kind of guy he is, never finding trouble for himself. Instead he replied "Yes.", shocking every single person in the room, including me. I never had any feelings for him before, but, after his confession I am looking at him in a different light. And I'm liking it.

The time I got a free coffee for life and immediately lost it.

I was a regular at a small local cafe for years, always getting the same order. One day, the owner handed me a stamped loyalty card and said, "This is your lifetime card. Just show this, and your black coffee is on the house." I was ecstatic. I put the card in my wallet for safekeeping. Later that day, I bought a new wallet and transferred everything over. You can guess where this is going. I threw the old wallet away. I realized my mistake an hour later, raced back to the trash, but it was already gone. I was too embarrassed to ever tell the owner. I still go there, and he sometimes asks, "Hey, where's your special card?" I just say, "Oh, I must have forgotten it at home."

My neighbor owns a 300-year-old book. She says she bought it when it first came out

“This book sucks!” My younger sister hurls―quite literally hurls―a copy of Wuthering Heights across the kitchen at the opposite wall. It lands with its pages splayed. “*Frankie*,” I scold. I’ve tried to teach my sister to control her temper, but she’s been bombastic since our parents disappeared two years ago. Ever since then I've done my best to take care of her. Sort of a Lilo and Stitch situation. Minus Hawaii. “*What*?” she asks. “It sucked. There was no plot twist!”  “We don’t treat books like that.” “I thought it was going to be like Jane Eyre with some sort of a surprise ending. This one was all boring though.” “There’s not always a twist.” I pick the book off the floor and flip through the pages to make sure none of them are torn. “Hang on, where did you get this?” “Ms. Gina.” Frankie shrugs. *Our next-door neighbor.* “She’s been letting me go over after school and borrow some of her old books.” I flip to the front page out of curiosity. “There’s a signature… *Bronte.* Wai...

My dying mother promised her guardian angel would protect me. I've seen it now, and I don't think it's an angel.

My mother died two months ago. It wasn't a tragedy in the sudden, shocking sense. It was a long, slow, quiet fading. Cancer. We had years to prepare, but you’re never really prepared. The last week was spent in a sterile, beige-colored hospice room that smelled of bleach and quiet finality. I sat by her bed, holding her thin, papery hand, just watching her breathe. She was at peace with it. That was the strangest, most difficult part. While I was a tangled, screaming knot of grief and anticipatory loss, she was serene. On her last day, when her breathing was shallow and her voice was a dry, rustling whisper, she pulled me close. Her eyes, which had been cloudy and distant, were suddenly crystal clear. “Don’t be sad, my love,” she whispered, a faint, tired smile on her lips. “I’m not afraid. I’ve never been afraid. He’s always been with me.” “Who, Mom?” I asked, my voice thick with tears. “My guardian,” she said, her gaze shifting to a point just over my shoulder. “My protector. He...

I (32M) slept with my intern (21F) and now I’m feeling guilty.

So yeah… I don’t really know how to process this and I need to say it somewhere anonymously. I’m 32M and a couple months ago I was supervising a 21F intern. We got along really well from the start she’s smart, funny, hardworking, and honestly a lot more mature than I expected. Over time we got closer. We grabbed coffee after work, texted outside office hours, and there was some harmless flirting that just felt natural, not forced. Her internship recently ended, and she’s no longer working at my company. Yesterday we ended up sleeping together. It was completely consensual she was comfortable, happy, and I’m not going to lie, it was amazing for both of us. There was no awkwardness in the moment and everything felt right. But today I woke up with this weird guilt sitting in my head. I don’t know if it’s the age gap, the ex-professional boundary, or if I’m just overthinking. She’s an adult, she knew what she wanted, I didn’t manipulate her, and she wasn’t under my authority anymore when...