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So we’re a group of 13 hanging out and it’s one of my friend’s birthday.. birthday decor, balloons and what not I use the washroom and come back to where the celebration was happening. They decide to ask me what color the balloon was and it was clearly red.. so I told them it’s RED They’re all like wtf no it’s blue.. so you’re color blind but don’t worry 1 in 10 people are like that This went on and on for hours my flabbers were clearly gasted. They didn’t budge And they finally convinced me. This morning I decided to tell my parents about it, showed them the ballot and asked them what color it was.. they’re both like: it’s red I need to start charging these idiots for emotional damages. submitted by /u/sooooodone_bye [link] [comments]

This was so embarrassing… For context, I was in a community group with some elderly people from my neighborhood and they also do art classes at the library where they have a nude model and the class draws them. I’d been to these classes with them before and a few months after my eighteenth birthday, they asked me if I wanted to model for them sometime. I liked them and they seemed chill so I agreed, and I modeled for a few of their groups a number of times, and they’d make art and show it to me, and occasionally post it online without mentioning my name or anything like that. Yesterday, I was at a local indoor pool where I volunteer and a group of middle aged men and women who were sitting on the side waved me over, not thinking much of it I walked over and asked them how they were doing. Then one showed me and the whole group a picture of me naked, (keep in mind photography was not allowed in these classes) and they showed me and the rest of the group drawings they made of me nude in...

it was 3 years ago, i was hanging out at my house with my bff and my other friend. we were just messing around in my bedroom and all of that such when suddenly i felt something brewing in my system, then i had an idea up my sleeve. i wanted to create a funny little memory and video record the moment it happened so i told her that i'm going to record something and i tricked her into leaning more closely to my rear end. i don't know how she exactly fell for it but once i hit the record button, i said "it's recording now!" a few seconds later, i ripped a short but loud fart on her and she froze in complete terror with a flabbergasted look on her face lol. me and my other friend started hysterically laughing and my bff said "good thing i wasn't fucking breathing!" and "i had a feeling it was coming.." then she proceeded to laugh but she's lucky that it didn't stink. i stopped the recording and sent it to our group chat afterwards, it w...

This is a true story. I am clearly good with finding women and securing a wife so I'm sharing advise with the world on how to do that. Just hang out in your room by yourself and play video games. That's what I did, it worked for me. I was just chilling playing video games and a cute 18yo brunette walked right in, asked me out, and we fell head over heels in love. We are married to this day. If it worked for me it will surely work for you! Here is the story with more details. My sister decided to throw a Halloween party for her friends all of whom had recently graduated high school along with herself. We both still lived with mom and dad while working our way through college courses. On this particular day I had just returned home from a long shift at work, I didn't realize there had been a party scheduled. I knew most of the people there, I recognized them as my sisters friends. I just waved and went straight to my room to fire up the video games like a real stud. I mus...

I’m sitting on my bathroom floor at 3:00 AM, crying into the fur of a 12-year-old, half-blind golden retriever mix named Buster, and I just need to get this out into the universe. Three months ago, my grandfather passed away. They had been inseparable for over a decade. When Papa went into hospice, Buster stopped eating. When Papa died, Buster sat by the front door for two weeks, just waiting. Because my parents couldn’t take him, I brought Buster into my small apartment. I’ll be honest: it’s been hard. He has severe separation anxiety, his hips are failing, and most days he just stares at the wall with this profound, devastating sadness. I felt like I was just running a canine nursing home, keeping him comfortable until he inevitably joined Papa. I’ve been going through a really dark clinical depression myself. Tonight, it peaked. I hit a breaking point where the silence in my apartment felt too heavy to breathe through. I went into the bathroom, closed the door, and took out a bottl...

I was managing a Club in a city with a large Air force presence. Many of the customers were foreign nationals attending Language School and would come in and most were really good people. We had very strict procedures for Credit Card usage. A valid unexpired ID (confirmed visually) with a matching name on Credit Card. Cards were reauthorized when tabs got big, A bartender called me over and handed me a US Military ID and a Credit Card, names did not match. Bartender showed me a closed tab from same guy with another name. There were four of them, all similar looking with large beards. Bartender told me he saw them using the ATM also. I approached the guy who tendered the Card. I asked why he used a non matching Military ID / Credit Card for this transaction . He apologized and reached for his wallet. This guy pulls out three different US Military ID’s. Not one of them matched name on Card. He then shows me a photo of yet another ID. This time they matched. I was never in the Military...