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Ladies: never wear peach leggings… ever

So like me and my bestie were walking in the city yesterday, going to an event on the grass and she wore a peach outfit with basically a hoodie and some really tight peach sweatpants. I just roll my eyes like: “Noooo” and she honestly knew the assignment but she said she wanted to wear them anyway because they were new. Yeah the pants matched her skin color almost perfectly, it was so funny seeing how she was being intentional but omgggg the amount of people that were staring… I also had like two guys separately come up to me and were like: “She’s so hot ey, what’s her name?” And I’m just talking with them while she’s getting food from the lineup. She was totally being provocative and I love that for her but seriously, girls, don’t be going full peach outfit because it just looks like you’re going full peach.
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