I have a job that sounds like it was invented by a science fiction writer: I am a "Digital Inheritance Auditor." When a high-net-worth individual dies, I am the one hired by the banks or the estate to find the "missing" digital assets Bitcoin, dormant offshore accounts, or encrypted intellectual property. Most of the time, I find nothing but unlinked Amazon accounts and embarrassing browser histories. But last month, my own father died, and for the first time in my career, the audit was personal. My father was the "Golden Boy" of our city. He founded a waste management empire that he sold for hundreds of millions in the late 90s. My siblings Tyler, the "aura farming" influencer, and Sarah, the "philanthropist" socialite spent the last decade flying to Dubai and the Maldives on his dime. I was the "invisible caretaker". I was the one who moved into his drafty estate to change his bandages, manage his medications, and endure h...
For weeks, something felt off. He guarded his phone like it was classified information. Late walks. Random excuses. Different cologne. I finally snapped and checked his phone while he slept. No messages. No dating apps. Just a notes app. There was a list. Dozens of entries. All dated. Each one was about me. Things I’d said in passing. Stuff I didn’t even remember mentioning. Little details about my habits, things I like, things that make me upset. At the bottom of the note it said: “Don’t forget. She matters.” When I confronted him, he shrugged and said he writes things down so he doesn’t mess up. I don’t know if that’s thoughtful or mildly terrifying. Either way, I’m sleeping a little lighter now.