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I (26F) and my fiancé "Mark" (28M) have been together for four years. His mother, "Eleanor," has always been the pillar of the community. She’s the woman who organizes charity galas, dresses impeccably, and runs a flawless household. When we got engaged, she generously offered to pay for half of our dream wedding at a luxury estate. I was over the moon. However, three weeks ago, Eleanor called an emergency family meeting. With tears in her eyes, she told us they hit "unexpected financial hardships" and had to withdraw the money. She even aggressively pressured us to cancel the whole thing and just host a small backyard BBQ instead. Mark was devastated, and I was deeply confused because his dad is a highly successful surgeon—a sudden financial collapse made absolutely no sense. Yesterday, I found out the truth, and it is crazier than anything I could have ever imagined. I work in administration at a private medical clinic in a neighboring city that handles...

My roommate asked if we could talk last night and i immediately started trying to remember if id left something gross in the fridge. Apparently shes been uncomfortable with how many guys ive been having over. She said she wasnt judging she just wanted a heads up instead of finding someone she didnt know in the kitchen before work. Which is fair, except i haven't been seeing anyone. I asked who she meant and she said shed seen three different guys leaving in the morning over the last few weeks. All my brother. He works about ten minutes from here but lives almost an hour away, so sometimes he sleeps on the couch after a late shift. Id told her he would occasionally stay over. They just havent really spent time around each other. He had long hair and a beard until his girlfriend broke up with him. Then he shaved his head, regretted it, shaved the beard too. He's also been wearing glasses lately because his contacts are bothering him. We were eating Chinese when she brought this ...

So we were basically playing together not even 4 hours ago.I was on the couch lying down while he was standing up and doing silly things to me. His face was almost on top of my butt, and that's when a fart slipped out of me. It was a stinky ass fart. It went like "pufff",literary so disgusting. Mind you that it was right on top of his face. I am still so embarrassed. He was trying to play it off, but i know he was disgusted by this. submitted by /u/Careful-Bet400 [link] [comments]

I didn’t watch the actual show as a fan, I just watched clips on YouTube because it was cool seeing people sell crazy stuff and Rick being the biggest lowballer in history. Like when he gets offered Sri-Lanka coins but only offers a low price rather than millions. But bro had to do something to make money I guess. But I never caught that the show was absolutely fake as fuck until maybe a couple years ago. And I didn’t find out through articles or videos, I actually found out second-hand. (Not a joke) So I have a friend who lives not that far from Vegas, maybe a half hour drive away. He’s actually been to the Gold & Silver Pawn shop and he’s never actually seen The Old Man, Rick, Corey or Austin “Chumlee” at the store. It’s actually just workers who have actually worked there for a while. Also the store is some big attraction place and if Rick and the crew are there, it’s because they’re shooting. The funniest part is that I always thought Rick was the biggest brained historian s...

I am typing this on my phone while hiding behind a massive metal exhaust vent on the roof of my apartment building, and I am only posting this because I managed to connect to an unsecured Wi-Fi network that seems to be broadcasting directly from the new spire they installed up here. I do not know if this message will even reach the normal internet, but I have to try because the singing in the sky is getting louder, and I am struggling to fight the urge to throw myself over the ledge. Everything started exactly three weeks ago when we were still living in normal Moscow. I live with my parents in a large Soviet-era apartment block on the seventh floor, so we are very used to the government suddenly making demands or changing the rules without asking us first. My father was sitting on the couch watching the evening news, and he didn't even look up when the loud knock came at the front door, so my mother wiped her hands on her cooking apron and went to answer it. I was sitting at the ...

We have 2 children under 2 and just moved to a new house, life has been pretty hectic lately. After a few weeks, we're finally settling down and last night, after a very long week, we got both kids down around 7:45. I bought a chicken to roast with potatoes and green beans. I put everything in the oven and took a quick shower. Lured my wife into the bedroom and we enjoyed some long overdue 'relations'. Almost on que, the chicken was done when we returned. Great meal. Soon after finishing, my wife said "What a nice evening, this should be a tradition." I responded "Friday nights... Dickin' and a Chicken." submitted by /u/rtice001 [link] [comments]