it was 3 years ago, i was hanging out at my house with my bff and my other friend. we were just messing around in my bedroom and all of that such when suddenly i felt something brewing in my system, then i had an idea up my sleeve. i wanted to create a funny little memory and video record the moment it happened so i told her that i'm going to record something and i tricked her into leaning more closely to my rear end. i don't know how she exactly fell for it but once i hit the record button, i said "it's recording now!" a few seconds later, i ripped a short but loud fart on her and she froze in complete terror with a flabbergasted look on her face lol. me and my other friend started hysterically laughing and my bff said "good thing i wasn't fucking breathing!" and "i had a feeling it was coming.." then she proceeded to laugh but she's lucky that it didn't stink. i stopped the recording and sent it to our group chat afterwards, it w...
I was 21yo M when my 18yo F (now wife) walked into my bedroom while I was playing videogames alone and asked me out. We have been married almost 20 years have have three kids.
This is a true story. I am clearly good with finding women and securing a wife so I'm sharing advise with the world on how to do that. Just hang out in your room by yourself and play video games. That's what I did, it worked for me. I was just chilling playing video games and a cute 18yo brunette walked right in, asked me out, and we fell head over heels in love. We are married to this day. If it worked for me it will surely work for you! Here is the story with more details. My sister decided to throw a Halloween party for her friends all of whom had recently graduated high school along with herself. We both still lived with mom and dad while working our way through college courses. On this particular day I had just returned home from a long shift at work, I didn't realize there had been a party scheduled. I knew most of the people there, I recognized them as my sisters friends. I just waved and went straight to my room to fire up the video games like a real stud. I mus...