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I got recognized for being a nude art model in public (NSFW)

This was so embarrassing… For context, I was in a community group with some elderly people from my neighborhood and they also do art classes at the library where they have a nude model and the class draws them. I’d been to these classes with them before and a few months after my eighteenth birthday, they asked me if I wanted to model for them sometime. I liked them and they seemed chill so I agreed, and I modeled for a few of their groups a number of times, and they’d make art and show it to me, and occasionally post it online without mentioning my name or anything like that. Yesterday, I was at a local indoor pool where I volunteer and a group of middle aged men and women who were sitting on the side waved me over, not thinking much of it I walked over and asked them how they were doing. Then one showed me and the whole group a picture of me naked, (keep in mind photography was not allowed in these classes) and they showed me and the rest of the group drawings they made of me nude in...
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I farted on my best friend's face and her reaction was priceless

it was 3 years ago, i was hanging out at my house with my bff and my other friend. we were just messing around in my bedroom and all of that such when suddenly i felt something brewing in my system, then i had an idea up my sleeve. i wanted to create a funny little memory and video record the moment it happened so i told her that i'm going to record something and i tricked her into leaning more closely to my rear end. i don't know how she exactly fell for it but once i hit the record button, i said "it's recording now!" a few seconds later, i ripped a short but loud fart on her and she froze in complete terror with a flabbergasted look on her face lol. me and my other friend started hysterically laughing and my bff said "good thing i wasn't fucking breathing!" and "i had a feeling it was coming.." then she proceeded to laugh but she's lucky that it didn't stink. i stopped the recording and sent it to our group chat afterwards, it w...
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I was 21yo M when my 18yo F (now wife) walked into my bedroom while I was playing videogames alone and asked me out. We have been married almost 20 years have have three kids.

This is a true story. I am clearly good with finding women and securing a wife so I'm sharing advise with the world on how to do that. Just hang out in your room by yourself and play video games. That's what I did, it worked for me. I was just chilling playing video games and a cute 18yo brunette walked right in, asked me out, and we fell head over heels in love. We are married to this day. If it worked for me it will surely work for you! Here is the story with more details. My sister decided to throw a Halloween party for her friends all of whom had recently graduated high school along with herself. We both still lived with mom and dad while working our way through college courses. On this particular day I had just returned home from a long shift at work, I didn't realize there had been a party scheduled. I knew most of the people there, I recognized them as my sisters friends. I just waved and went straight to my room to fire up the video games like a real stud. I mus...
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My grandfather’s dog saved my life tonight. But looking at him right now is breaking my heart.

I’m sitting on my bathroom floor at 3:00 AM, crying into the fur of a 12-year-old, half-blind golden retriever mix named Buster, and I just need to get this out into the universe. Three months ago, my grandfather passed away. They had been inseparable for over a decade. When Papa went into hospice, Buster stopped eating. When Papa died, Buster sat by the front door for two weeks, just waiting. Because my parents couldn’t take him, I brought Buster into my small apartment. I’ll be honest: it’s been hard. He has severe separation anxiety, his hips are failing, and most days he just stares at the wall with this profound, devastating sadness. I felt like I was just running a canine nursing home, keeping him comfortable until he inevitably joined Papa. I’ve been going through a really dark clinical depression myself. Tonight, it peaked. I hit a breaking point where the silence in my apartment felt too heavy to breathe through. I went into the bathroom, closed the door, and took out a bottl...
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We Are Aware Of This Scam, There Is Nothing We Can Do, And They Get Away With It

I was managing a Club in a city with a large Air force presence. Many of the customers were foreign nationals attending Language School and would come in and most were really good people. We had very strict procedures for Credit Card usage. A valid unexpired ID (confirmed visually) with a matching name on Credit Card. Cards were reauthorized when tabs got big, A bartender called me over and handed me a US Military ID and a Credit Card, names did not match. Bartender showed me a closed tab from same guy with another name. There were four of them, all similar looking with large beards. Bartender told me he saw them using the ATM also. I approached the guy who tendered the Card. I asked why he used a non matching Military ID / Credit Card for this transaction . He apologized and reached for his wallet. This guy pulls out three different US Military ID’s. Not one of them matched name on Card. He then shows me a photo of yet another ID. This time they matched. I was never in the Military...
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Worst wedding ever

My cousin got married.....2hr15min late. I got a call asking can I pick my cousin, the groom's daughter up from the hotel and bring her to the ceremony. I'm like of course, love her she's sweet and like 9 then. I leave my house an hour before the ceremony is supposed to start to get to the hotel. I get to the hotel 45min until ceremony. Knock on door and someone opens it. I see my little cousin....who is in pajamas. Im freaking out as where is her dress. She's supposed to be a flower girl in her dad's wedding. At this moment the bathroom door swung open. The bride is just getting out of the tub....45min before her wedding 😐 (30min drive to the building btw). She tells me her mom accidentally took the girl dress. Which i dont understand how an adult sized woman confuses a small 9 year old dress for hers but ok. She says her mom has the dress there already, i tell cousin let's go to get you changed. The bride then tells her 10 year old daughter bye. Im like wher...
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Being a whistleblower is not easy.

I took on the local mental health clinic after I caught them committing fraud. Billing for services not provided, up charging for specialized therapy that never happened (nor was the provider qualified to bill for) and falsified documents. The sociopathic social worker took advantage of my toddler daughters and I. She was lying to my face about services available, saying we didn’t meet diagnostic criteria while she was billing for the services I was asking for - just no one was providing it. To conceal her crime, she violated HIPAA and slandered me across town to every other disability service center in the county. People were rude as hell to me for no reason and it took me 18 months to figure out what she was doing. Beyond words evil. Just fucking kicking me at my lowest and blocking any help from getting to me and my daughters so she could look good to her bosses at my personal expense. I spent over 100 hours meticulously organizing my findings, over 150+ fraudulent billing inst...
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