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My friend didn’t realize rent is monthly

I used to live with a guy I’ll call Kevin. Kevin wasn’t chaotic in the obvious way. He paid bills, showed up to work, and liked to think of himself as financially responsible. But every now and then he’d reveal a belief about how the world worked that made you question everything. When we first moved into our apartment, the rent was $1,200. Total. We agreed to split it, so $600 each. First month went fine. Second month I reminded him rent was due and he just stared at me and said, “Didn’t we already pay that?” I thought he was joking. He wasn’t. After a very serious conversation I realized Kevin thought $1,200 was for the entire lease term. Not per month. The whole year. In his mind, he had secured housing for $600 total and was quietly proud of finding the deal of the century. When I explained that $1,200 was the monthly rent, he went completely silent for a few seconds and then said, “That makes way more sense. I was wondering why more people don’t just rent instead of buying houses...
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The Storage Unit

I’ve been working at a small-time storage facility for about 3 years now. It doesn’t pay much, but it was a pretty good distraction from things. Lord knows how hard it’s been since my sister went missing. One moment she was here, the next she wasn’t. We searched to no avail, but hope still lived in our hearts that one day we’d find her. Unfortunately, though, hope isn’t enough for me most days. And unlike the rest of my family, my hope was fleeting. That’s what brings us here. This shitty, hospital-lighted warehouse with hundreds of concrete rooms designated for old junk and knickknacks. I just had to find a way to get out of the house. Now, working here, I’ve seen my fair share of renters; all of which would bring every all manner of random items in to forget about. Things ranging from family heirlooms and furniture, to old high school trophies and man-cave relics. I never understood why they wouldn’t just…throw some of this junk away. Or at least donate it, you know? That’s actually...

Gave My Airbnb Host 3 Stars for a Dirty Kitchen. 2 hours later, He Sent Me a $600 Bill.

I’m not a difficult guest, but if I’m paying a $150 cleaning fee, I expect the floors to actually be vacuumed. The place was "fine," but there were crumbs in the kitchen drawers and hair in the shower. I left a polite, honest 3-star review on Airbnb mentioning the grime. About six hours later, just as I was settling in at home, my phone buzzed. It was an official notification from the Airbnb Resolution Center. The host, "Marc," was requesting $640.00 for "Professional Floor Restoration." He attached a photo of a nasty, charred black circle right in the middle of the bedroom floor. His message was pure vitriol: "You absolute liar. You trashed my home. You left a massive burn on the original hardwood. I have to sand the whole room now. Don't think you’re getting away with this." My heart dropped. I don’t even smoke, and I don't own a hair straightener. I knew exactly what he was doing—he was "punishing" me for the 3-star rating b...

[UPDATE] I Thought If I Just Froze Like a Statue, My Neighbor Wouldn't See My Junk – Spoiler: We're Going on a Date

# original here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/1ra38ah/i\_thought\_if\_i\_just\_froze\_like\_a\_statue\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/1ra38ah/i_thought_if_i_just_froze_like_a_statue_my/) Guys… I’m still shaking but in a good way now?? It’s been like 2 day since the Great Balcony Betrayal and I’ve been avoiding the balcony like it’s radioactive. Every time I hear her door open I duck like I’m in a war zone. But yesterday morning I’m taking out the trash in full paranoid mode (hoodie up, eyes down) and boom — she’s right there at the bins too, holding a recycling bag, looking unfairly cute in oversized sunglasses. She sees me, smiles this tiny, knowing smile and goes, “Hey… survived the heat wave?” I freeze again (old habits die hard), face instantly tomato-red, and manage to squeak out, “Y-yeah… mostly. You?” She laughs — not mean, just soft and warm — and says, “I’ve been wondering if you were ever coming back out. Thought maybe I scared you off forever.”...

I Thought If I Just Froze Like a Statue, My Neighbor Wouldn't See My Junk Hanging Out – Spoiler: She Did

Okay, this happened two days ago and I'm still dying inside. I'm 28, live in a crappy apartment building with paper-thin walls and balconies that basically stare into each other's souls. It was scorching hot, like 95 degrees, so after work I stripped down to my boxers, grabbed a bowl of leftover spaghetti, and plopped on my balcony chair to chill. Sauce was everywhere – tangy tomato smell mixing with my sweaty pits, fork twirling those slippery noodles like a pro. Felt like a king. Then, horror: my hot neighbor (let's call her Sarah, early 30s, always waves politely) steps onto her balcony right next to mine, maybe 5 feet away. She's in yoga pants, stretching, and I'm mid-bite with a noodle dangling from my lip. Internal scream: "Oh god, don't look over, don't look over." But she does. Our eyes lock. Panic mode – I freeze like that dumb dog meme, thinking if I don't move, I'll blend into the background. Heart pounding, cheeks burning h...

I’m so oblivious

So the other day I was at the skate park with my friend, we were hanging out another guy pulls out a tupperware full of what looked like cosmic brownies without sprinkles. I being the oblivious idiot I am asked for three of the little brownies this guy had and he said “Are you sure bro?” And I said “Yeah! I love these kinds of brownies!” And then he gave me three of these brownies and said “Right on man!” I ate all three in like 5 minutes… I can’t fully recall how it started but I got a large boost of energy and I had some fun riding around on my BMX bike. Then it hit me… My heart started beating super fast and I started to feel like I was buzzing or something. Then my eyes kind of felt puffy like I had just cried so I sat down because I thought I was about to die. The dude who gave me the brownies came up to me and was like “The hit fast don’t they?” “what do you mean? Did you poison me or something” I replied laughing. He looked at me like he just saw a ghost and said “You know thos...

Not 100% sure if this is allowed but story time

I am a 32-year-old female with a beautiful baby boy just shy of 2 years old. Today, I went to our local coffee shop because I found out that one of my girlfriends was working there. We got to talking, and I ordered my son a lavender latte (really it was just the lavender cream with warm milk). I have to admit that my son distracted her a little bit because he's so cute and talkative that she steamed the milk a bit too much, so she put it in the cooler behind her to cool down, which was fine. My son and I had absolutely no place to go today, so we shared a little croissant. This is where the story turns - a guy from high school came into the shop. This guy was one of those guys who thought he was God's gift to women but doesn't know how to treat them right, and even in high school, I turned him down. So, what do you think he did the moment he saw me out? If you guess he tried to ask me out, try to hit on me, or any of the variants in between, you would be correct. I was pol...