the rest of this story might sound like i’m insane, but you have to believe it. when i was about 10 there were full boxes of fancy feast cat food showing up at my family’s door. the only problems about this was: none of us ever ordered the food, we have never had a cat, and even though i did not have an amazon account, it was addressed to ME. my family and i had these exact questions yet we never found out how this happened. the boxes showed up about 3-4 times before it stopped happening and we just gave them to our neighbors who owned a cat. it’s been years since, and i don’t even live in the neighborhood this happened in anymore, and ive never managed to think of a good answer to this.
Y’all… I genuinely don’t know if I’ve ever met someone this miserable. So my ex and I broke up over 2 years ago, but we still talk here and there. A few days ago this random girl requested to follow me on Instagram. I followed her back because Im a girl’s girl and love to support girls. I thought she was pretty but had no idea who she was. Then I realized she lived in the state my ex still lives, so I asked him if he knew her. He told me to block her because he said he had a stalker…. (Should’ve been red flag #1) So I removed her from following me because I didn’t know her. I honestly never even thought about unfollowing her even though her page was public already. Later I noticed her commenting under my ex’s brother’s picture saying “hey sexy dm me,” so I was lowkey relieved and figured she was probably dating someone in his family. Then she posted a funny meme on her story that made me laugh, so I replied “LMAO felt this” not even realizing it was her story fr. THAT WAS LITERAL...