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I got dumped over text… then my dad hit with the hardest truth of my life

After three long years of telling myself my relationship with my ex-fiancée was fine, it was finally coming to an end. I was only in my 20s at the time, but I swear that relationship aged me. I thought I could fix her, carry her, save her — even if it meant swallowing the verbal and emotional abuse she hurled at me like it was my duty to endure it. Things were stuck in this strange limbo. She said she wanted to “work things out,” and yet one afternoon, while I was at work, she showed up under the guise of grabbing a few things. Instead, she hauled every last piece of her life out of my apartment — right down to the damn bed. All she left behind was a ragged old chair and a quiet kind of humiliation. Thankfully, she didn’t touch anything that was truly mine. A week later, I was visiting my alma mater when she finally officially ended it. And she didn’t even call. She broke off a three-year relationship over text — and somehow still had the irony to call me a coward for not ending it fi...
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I just accidentally called my new boss "daddy" in a Teams meeting

I don't think I'll ever recover from this. My soul has left my body and is currently applying for jobs in another dimension. For context, I (25M) have been at this new job for about three months. My boss, Mark (50s, very serious, ex-military), is a great guy but incredibly formal and intimidating. I'm still in the "desperately want to impress him" phase. So, we're on this end-of-day Teams call. There are about ten of us. The call is wrapping up, and my dog, a giant, lovable Golden Retriever named Bear, starts whining by the door. He needs to go out, and he's getting impatient. I'm trying to be professional, so I mute my mic and whisper to him, "Okay, okay, hold on, daddy's almost done." Or at least I thought I was muted. In reality, I had just UNMUTED myself to say "Thanks everyone, have a good evening." The second I finished that sentence, my voice, now in a sickeningly sweet baby-talk tone, rang out crystal clear across the e...

Small-World Theory: Confirmed.

In July 2020, I took a solo road trip to a small Texas beach town, nearly 400 miles from home. Having made good time, I checked into the hotel and headed straight for the lobby bar. I met a young couple from out of town who had been there for a few days. Our conversation started because the guy had a massive wrap on his hand. It was the week after the Fourth of July. "Please tell me you didn’t blow up your hand with fireworks." He replied. "*That’s exactly what happened.*" We exchanged contacts, planning to meet up later at another beach bar, but it never happened. I had dinner nearby then took an Uber to a spot recommended by my waitress, and didn't get back to the hotel until 4:00AM. The next day, I spent a casual hour on the beach, grabbed a late brunch, and decided to take it easy since I planned to leave the following day. I watched the sunset, grabbed some takeout, and was back in my room and in bed by 9:00PM. A loud banging on my door woke me up around m...

Had a run-in with a psychotic person on the street today. Just want to share my experience.

Came back from Walmart. Walking to the bus stop. Made it to the bus stop. Chilling. This light-skin guy is walking past me. He stares at me hard while passing me by. I lock eyes with him. His eyes are wide open. He doesn't blink. You can tell a lot about a person's mental state by looking in their eyes. This didn't look like a meth induced wide-eyed stare. More like a psychosis. Schizophrenia, maybe. He walks to the other side of the bus stop. I don't think much of it, but something tells me to keep my eye on him. He's mostly out of sight, not paying attention to me. I chill out and chalk it up as someone who lacks, or doesn't care about, social norms (which ironically is the norm here). Bus is late cuz of high traffic. I decide to walk home with my groceries. There's a 10 min gap between bus stops where there are no people and very little light, besides the cars that were driving by. While I am walking away from the bus stop, something tells me to check be...

The man in the dentist office who retired mid-phone call

I was sitting in a dentist’s waiting room around 3pm last Tuesday, trying to ignore that stupid citrus scented hand sanitizer they keep by the check-in desk because it makes me nauseous. This older guy, maybe mid-60s, sat two chairs away from me and he kept fiddling with one of those tiny paper cups they give you. He didn’t look nervous, more like someone who was just bored of being alive. His phone rings. Loud ringtone, like old-man loud. He answers without even saying hello, just: “I told you I’m retiring. I don’t care if the board thinks I’m bluffing.” I pretended not to listen, but the receptionist was out of sight so there was no buzzing or printer noise to drown him out. Whoever was on the line must’ve been arguing because he laughed once, real dry, and said, “Buddy, they’re still keeping the software I wrote in ‘92 running. You think they’re firing me? They’re terrified I’ll actually leave.” Then he paused and said, quieter this time, “I’m tired. I don’t want to die in that bui...

My girlfriend came out to me-then I realized how much she actually trusts me.

I(straight) have known my girlfriend for 4 years-yesterday she came out to me as pan. It was very abrupt-we were chatting on discord then she just suddenly said, “I’m pan.” We talked about it for a bit, I asked her what pronouns I should use, if she was actually serious (I was in disbelief at first), that kind of stuff. Then I asked if anyone else knew-she said this: “no, not even my sister.” That didn’t help-I just became even more shocked. Why would she tell me that before her own family? Then something clicked in my mind: That’s how much she trusted me. She trusted me so much that she came out to me before coming out to her own family-that level of trust is definitely unexpected. I’m still in disbelief now, but at least it had a happy ending. Edit: I successfully trolled her, I said “I’m lgbtq+ as well, thought I’d tell you since you told me-I’m cisgender.” She didn’t know what cisgender meant but then I told her it pretty much just meant straight! 🤣🤣 Edit 2: to all those people ...

I've got aluminum teeth!

I don't know how this happened, but I was in the vegetable section today, with my wife, and we were looking for Ambrosia Apples. I found them first and gave her a shout, "I got 'em here!" I was loud enough to be rude to the twenty-something couple who were standing in front of me, filling their bag with Ambrosias too! I should have said I was sorry, but instead, I asked, "Have you tried these? They're the bomb!" And the woman exclaimed, "They're very good!" I continued, "I cut off the tops, scoop out the insides, and stuff them with granola and honey, then I bake them." The woman asked, "But you eat them raw too, don't you? My wife had joined us by then and she piped in, "O - Def - every morning!" I faced the woman and said, "Not me, I don't eat raw apples" And she said, "Why not?" I reached up, flicked my thumbnail to my teeth with a click and said, "I've got aluminum teeth! I...