The meeting lasted exactly 11 minutes. Diane, the head of HR, sat behind her glass desk and told me I was being terminated for "attitude issues." No warnings, no performance plans—just a manila folder with seven documents they wanted me to sign and disappear. I had given 17 years to this company and brought in $9.2 million in new business last year alone. But the new 30-something CEO wanted me gone because, at 49, I was "obsolete overhead." What they didn't know was that I had been preparing for this day for 11 weeks. Six months ago, during a routine contract update, I did something they never expected. I took the company’s new confidentiality agreement to my lawyer. We made "subtle" adjustments—minor footnotes and cross-references to my original 2017 executive contract. HR filed it without looking. That was their first mistake. In the termination meeting, I signed everything. I even shook their hands. I went home, poured a glass of wine, and started ...
I am a "Digital Inheritance Auditor." I just found my father’s "Kill Switch," and it’s going to bankrupt the family that spent ten years ignoring me while I took care of him.
I have a job that sounds like it was invented by a science fiction writer: I am a "Digital Inheritance Auditor." When a high-net-worth individual dies, I am the one hired by the banks or the estate to find the "missing" digital assets Bitcoin, dormant offshore accounts, or encrypted intellectual property. Most of the time, I find nothing but unlinked Amazon accounts and embarrassing browser histories. But last month, my own father died, and for the first time in my career, the audit was personal. My father was the "Golden Boy" of our city. He founded a waste management empire that he sold for hundreds of millions in the late 90s. My siblings Tyler, the "aura farming" influencer, and Sarah, the "philanthropist" socialite spent the last decade flying to Dubai and the Maldives on his dime. I was the "invisible caretaker". I was the one who moved into his drafty estate to change his bandages, manage his medications, and endure h...